This is Mighty Seal, standing tall and handsome, he is single and ready to be taken!! So he went to us and we created a new game... "Who's The Date". Where we set him up with girls he might want to check out!!
This girl right there should have been named DESPERATE!! Says Mighty Seal. She tried to be attractive by wearing a ton of makeup!! She used really thick mascara, red lipstick, and tanned herself like a ganguro. She looked creepy... thats not the girl im looking for... sorry (?)
Okay.. I'm not trying to be "Paranoid and stuff" but she told me to put my hands up, she took out her pepper spray and told me "YOU HAVE STUDS ON YOUR JEANS!! BACK OFF!" I gasped as I sprinted out from her... yeesh!!
She was just a bit boring for me... she didn't seem happy at all and all she talked about was her dead turtle "Batinsky" and how she loved her turtle so much that she made a coin purse out of the turtle shell. I was a bit creeped out so I went away.
Yeah... so she's a robot.
PERFECT! She's sassy though sweet but she knows how to fight, she has a black belt and she learned how to do the Salsa, so we salsa-ed the night away!! :D It was awfully terribly fun :3
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