Hello all Poptropicans, White Horse here is back with some sumo-tastic news! The three years in a row champion Busy Boa tries to defeat Perfect Paw... who is a Maegashira! 2 times higher rank than Busy Boa. Will Busy Boa make it? or will he drop dead on the ground?!
Busy Boa seems confident, he tells the referee he wants to try to defeat Perfect Paw this second... I am posting this post LIVE here at Red Dragon Island. The referee seems surprised Busy Boa is so anxious to kick Perfect Paw's Sumo butt!!
This here is the rule and instructions on how to Sumo wrestle. The Gyoji (referee) will soon announce that the match may begin... WE NEED TO CATCH THIS ON CAMERA! This will be AMAZING!! :D
Ready, Get set...BEGIN!! What will be the Busy Boa's first move? will he do his signature Super Sumo Pounch? or will he start heavy with his Supreme Sumo Stack? Maybe he will start off slow with the light sumo push!
He aims at the opponent and he strikes!! He does another signature move... he spins dizzily and smashes the opponent, stacks him, pushes him and twirls him around... the Sumo Supreme Super Snake Spin Stack! Yeah! He defeated his opponent!
Busy Boa was kind enough to show me, White Horse the slip he got when he won.
Yup, Busy Boa got a wig and said he looked more "matcho"... AKA handsome. Well here's my short interview with him.
Me: Hi Busy Boa... can you answer these three questions? First, how did you feel when you won?
Busy Boa: I felt extremely proud of myself, I have brought honor to my family.
Me: Wow, that seems very great!! Are you going to sign up for sumo wrestling next year??
Busy Boa: Yes of course... I actually have no choice! My father used to be a great sumo champion, we pass it down generation to generation.
Me: Cool... last question, do you need to be "fat" to sumo wrestle?
Busy Boa: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?! GET OUT OF HERE YOUNG LADY!!!!
Me: Uh-oh... whoops, gotta run! Bye poptropicans!!! :(
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